Blue-Footed Booby Shifter - G
First Initial: G
Species: Blue-Footed Booby Shifter, Earth-Sol
Classification: Living Entity
Alignment: Grey Arts
Experience Level: Beginner+
Theme Song: “Alejandro” by Lady Gaga
“My name just feels so stuffy and silly. I’ll also go by G-man, G-dog, Gilly, or even Booby if you want me to. On second thought, please don’t actually call me any of those things. I think if this is going to work, we should probably exert some level of mutual respect? Anyway, if you want a guy to just hang out with, I’ll definitely be there. Bonus points if you have Cheetos.”
Gulliver loves irony and humor, and admittedly, he’s quite hilarious. He thinks that if he were to try and pursue a “shit job,” he would probably try to be a stand-up comedian. “Come on, with a shift like a blue-footed booby? I’d have the audience on the floor most nights!” Instead, he has a degree in computer tech, and works as a video game programmer. “Everyone thinks they want to be a video game programmer,” he says. “Yeah, I like it. I get to be a part of some awesome projects! But I’m mostly, like… staring at words and numbers all day, and the same two seconds of game over and over. It’s really not as exciting as it sounds.” He has a stable job, and it helps him fund his hobbies - tabletop games, mostly, with a smattering of witchcraft on the side. He’s a devotee of Poseidon and runs a fast and loose eclectically Hellenistic practice. “I just pick and choose what I want, and it works for me. I think it works for the big guys upstairs, too.” He also loves a good smattering of memes in his daily life, although his world hasn’t developed a TikTok equivalent yet, and he seems to be suffering for it.
As you might tell from this infosheet, Gulliver is also extremely talkative. “What can I say? I have a lot to say!” He’s social and gregarious, and when it comes to companionship, he’s seeking someone who can just be his friend, in the most casual way you could envision. “We could play games, watch cartoons, go out and grab fast-food. Honestly, I’m here to have a good time, so if that’s what you want, too, I think we’ll get along just fine!” He doesn’t have high standards for what a companionship looks like for him - he’s just interested in meeting a “chill” friend from another world to “vibe” with. In companionship, you can expect him to be relaxed and affectionate, and also to be constantly on the lookout for a snack or meal to share with you. He would like you to know that he’s aromantic and homosexual, and he tends to value long-term platonic relationships over anything else. He loves the idea of having a queerplatonic relationship with his future companion.
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